Get ready to laugh and slay with these hilarious drag queen jokes! Whether you're a seasoned queen or just starting out, these jokes will have you sashaying away with a smile on your face. From makeup and fashion to everyday life, these jokes are sure to bring the glamour and glitter to your day!
- Why did the drag queen go to the dentist? To get a gap-toothed smile like Madonna.
- How do you know if a drag queen is happy? She lip syncs in the shower.
- What's a drag queen's favorite snack? Glitter and chips.
- Why did the drag queen refuse to wear flats? She was afraid she'd disappear into the background.
- How do drag queens get their flawless makeup? They contour to the gods.
- Why was the drag queen always late? She couldn't decide which wig to wear.
- What's a drag queen's favorite color? Rainbow, of course.
- Why did the drag queen wear sunglasses? To avoid glitter blindness.
- How do you know if a drag queen is broke? She's wearing last year's wig.
- Why did the drag queen refuse to wear pants? She wanted to show off her legs.
- What's a drag queen's favorite TV show? RuPaul's Drag Race, of course.
- How do drag queens stay fit? They werk it out.
- Why did the drag queen refuse to use a mirror? She didn't want to break it with her fabulousness.
- What do you call a group of drag queens? A gaggle.
- Why did the drag queen refuse to wear flats? She wanted to tower over the competition.
- What's a drag queen's favorite type of music? Anything with a sick beat.
- How do drag queens stay hydrated? They sip on the tears of their haters.
- Why did the drag queen refuse to wear a turtleneck? She wanted to show off her neckline.
- What's a drag queen's favorite type of wine? Anything that pairs well with shade.
- Why did the drag queen refuse to wear a hat? It messed up her hair.
- How do you know if a drag queen is feeling herself? She's twirling in her own spotlight.
- What's a drag queen's favorite accessory? Statement earrings, darling.
- Why did the drag queen refuse to wear flats? They were too close to the ground.
- What's a drag queen's favorite type of pizza? Anything with extra cheese, just like her drag.
- How do drag queens stay motivated? They slay their goals one wig at a time.
- Why did the drag queen refuse to wear a coat? It covered up her fabulousness.
- What's a drag queen's favorite type of vacation? Anything that involves a runway.
- How do drag queens stay fierce? They never let anyone dull their sparkle.
- Why did the drag queen refuse to wear sneakers? They weren't fabulous enough.
- What's a drag queen's favorite type of dessert? Anything with layers, just like her makeup.
And that's a wrap, queens! We hope you enjoyed these jokes and that they brought a little extra sparkle and sass to your day. Remember, laughter is always the best accessory! And speaking of accessories, if you're in need of some fabulous new wigs, costumes, makeup, or accessories, be sure to check out www.thedragqueenstore.com - the one-stop-shop for all your drag queen needs. We've got everything you need to slay the runway, the dance floor, or even just your living room. So go ahead and treat yourself, because you deserve it, hunty!
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